I got tagged by Niki
I am tagging
Dajanae
Ms. Puddin
MEME Rules:
1. Put Your itunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves!
IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?”, YOU SAY?
What's My Name? - DMX
(Ha!)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
We Don't Give a Fuck - DMX
(This is starting to get weird already. This is really how I feel about most things.)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Lolipop (Remix) feat. Gorilla Zoe - Lil Wayne
(Guess this makes sense a little. I actually liked Zoe in this though, his album is hot too.)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Paris, Tokyo - Lupe Fiasco
(I do feel like getting away.)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Ridin' Through Atlanta feat. T.I. - Youngbloodz
(ATL here I Come!!!)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Moving Mountains - Usher
(I disagree)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Omen - DMX
(Damn right. But is it a good omen or a bad omen? Only time will tell.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Ain't No Way - DMX
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
I Tried feat. Akon - Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony
WHAT IS 2+2?
Real Motherfucker feat. Boyz N Da Hood - Gorilla Zoe
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Pistol Pistol Remix - Obie Trice
(Yep. They got my back. They don't have guns, but they would shoot if they had to.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Falsifying - Paul Wall & Chamillionaire
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Amityville - Eminem
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Play Dirty feat 50/50Twin - Paul Wall & Chamillionaire
(If this is what I have to do to get ahead then I will.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hip-Hop Saved My Life feat Nikki Jean - Lupe Fiasco
(Wonder how true this is?)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Tylenol Island - Eminem
(This song is pretty funny, and my parents laugh at me all the time.)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Before I Met You - Usher
(Guess this makes sense.)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
My Life - Da Band
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Straight Outta Houston - Magno
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
So Good So Right - Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Never Forget Me feat. Akon - Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony
(I will never forget my friends.)
WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Blackout - DMX
6/10/08
6/7/08
Not Fatal Fridays!!!
"I don't know why he has me do a segment that's meant for 'Friday' on Saturday morning. It makes no sense to me. I have to get away from this guy. He's only holding me back."
Get away from me? Where are you going to go?
"That's none of your business. Now keep quiet so that I can start this thing."
...
"What's happening folks? It's time once again for... Not Fatal Fridays!!! Today's topic was given suggested by Stew's good friend Niki. I can come up with ideas myself, but Stew BEGGED me to use her topic. I guess I will save my brilliance for another time."
"Let's begin."
"Today's topic is 'Keeping up with the Jones'. At first I did not understand what this was, until Niki explained it to me. (I guess she is useful for something) For those of you who were like me and do not know, I will explain. There have been a few commercials that have documented this. Like that Mini Cooper commercial where the two neighbors are battling to see who can put the coolest stuff on his car. Or the Home Depot commercial that airs around Christmas time where the two neighbors are competing to see who can put up the best decorations. Keeping up with the Jones' is referring to neighbors competing over something extremely trivial like the best lawn, bigger fence, better garden....that kind of stuff."
It's hard to believe that people actually compete over these kinds of things. Jay-J has never battled with anyone over how the lawn looked, and I doubt that Madame B. has ever cared about who's drapes are nicer. Then again I am sure that they do not care enough to compete.
"Even though no one asked you to comment, I will address your comments. Not everyone has this competitive spirit, just really shallow people. I understand that competition is in man's nature, but if you want to be competitive then have a race around the block or play a game of checkers, but don't try to out do your neighbor's rose bushes. That is a waste of time."
I am going to play your role as devil's advocate. I would think that this competition would be good because they are only improving their land and bringing the value up.
"But how long does this stay a positive rivalry? How long until Joe starts to sabotage Sarah's flowers? How long until Pete lets his German Shepard pee on Billy's grass? These things will happen. Just as competition is a part of life, so is cheating."
"At the end of the day, people need to spend less time worrying about other people and more time worrying about themselves and what they have to do."
"So remember...What your neighbor does is not fatal, therefore it's no big deal"
±DoUgLaSs±
Get away from me? Where are you going to go?
"That's none of your business. Now keep quiet so that I can start this thing."
...
"What's happening folks? It's time once again for... Not Fatal Fridays!!! Today's topic was given suggested by Stew's good friend Niki. I can come up with ideas myself, but Stew BEGGED me to use her topic. I guess I will save my brilliance for another time."
"Let's begin."
"Today's topic is 'Keeping up with the Jones'. At first I did not understand what this was, until Niki explained it to me. (I guess she is useful for something) For those of you who were like me and do not know, I will explain. There have been a few commercials that have documented this. Like that Mini Cooper commercial where the two neighbors are battling to see who can put the coolest stuff on his car. Or the Home Depot commercial that airs around Christmas time where the two neighbors are competing to see who can put up the best decorations. Keeping up with the Jones' is referring to neighbors competing over something extremely trivial like the best lawn, bigger fence, better garden....that kind of stuff."
It's hard to believe that people actually compete over these kinds of things. Jay-J has never battled with anyone over how the lawn looked, and I doubt that Madame B. has ever cared about who's drapes are nicer. Then again I am sure that they do not care enough to compete.
"Even though no one asked you to comment, I will address your comments. Not everyone has this competitive spirit, just really shallow people. I understand that competition is in man's nature, but if you want to be competitive then have a race around the block or play a game of checkers, but don't try to out do your neighbor's rose bushes. That is a waste of time."
I am going to play your role as devil's advocate. I would think that this competition would be good because they are only improving their land and bringing the value up.
"But how long does this stay a positive rivalry? How long until Joe starts to sabotage Sarah's flowers? How long until Pete lets his German Shepard pee on Billy's grass? These things will happen. Just as competition is a part of life, so is cheating."
"At the end of the day, people need to spend less time worrying about other people and more time worrying about themselves and what they have to do."
"So remember...What your neighbor does is not fatal, therefore it's no big deal"
±DoUgLaSs±
6/3/08
5 Things You Learn When...
Recently I realized that I like when my posts have specific themes, or are part of an on going series of posts. Like my Would You Rather... series on single*bubble*pop or the Not Fatal Fridays series that I started here.
"HEY HEY HEY!!!! What makes you think that you started that? I thought we came to an agreement that that segment is MINE?!?!?!"
Oh yeah. Sorry. I meant to say the Not Fatal Fridays series that Douglass created.
"That's more like it. By the way, why is it there has only been one? I thought it was a weekly thing?"
You know I have had stuff going on. I told you to stop worrying me about that.
Anyhow...
This is a new series of posts that I will be periodically presenting you fine people with. If you have not figured out the name of the series (the title of this post) then I have no sympathy for you. (hmmmm...sound like a nice name for another series)
Let's begin.
Recently I went to Houston with my man Jesùs De Luca and he was gracious enough to fly me back. I have been flying alot lately, and I have had the pleasure of sitting next to many different people. Like EVERYONE else in the WORLD I can not stand when kids act up on airplanes. With that being said, this post is about:
5 Things You Learn When... you sit next to bad kids on airplanes.
"HEY HEY HEY!!!! What makes you think that you started that? I thought we came to an agreement that that segment is MINE?!?!?!"
Oh yeah. Sorry. I meant to say the Not Fatal Fridays series that Douglass created.
"That's more like it. By the way, why is it there has only been one? I thought it was a weekly thing?"
You know I have had stuff going on. I told you to stop worrying me about that.
Anyhow...
This is a new series of posts that I will be periodically presenting you fine people with. If you have not figured out the name of the series (the title of this post) then I have no sympathy for you. (hmmmm...sound like a nice name for another series)
Let's begin.
Recently I went to Houston with my man Jesùs De Luca and he was gracious enough to fly me back. I have been flying alot lately, and I have had the pleasure of sitting next to many different people. Like EVERYONE else in the WORLD I can not stand when kids act up on airplanes. With that being said, this post is about:
5 Things You Learn When... you sit next to bad kids on airplanes.
- You are not completely past doing something horrible to a child. You begin to think:
-Can this kid be safely stowed away under the seat or in the overhead compartments
-Will this kid fit in the seat back pocket? Maybe if I take out these magazines.
-Is it possible to toss this kid out of the emergency exit without the plane crashing?
-What sound does a falling toddler make? - You are not completle against abortion anymore? You begin to think:
-Just because you CAN have a baby does not mean you SHOULD have a baby.
-If that lady gets pregnant again I will PAY for the abortion. - Any kids you THOUGHT you wanted, you do not want them anymore. You begin to think:
-I wonder how much it cost to get my tubes tied?
-Forget tubes tied, I want them OUT!!!
Fellas
-What's the condom count looking like?
-I hope my girl don't EVER get pregnant. - The bathroom is not soundproof. You begin to think:
-Damn it smells in here. - You do not have telepathic powers. You begin to think:
-I wonder if I concentrate hard enough if I could make that mom/dad slap the hell out of that kid
-Nope.
Lucky for me, I have never had to sit directly next to a kid acting up. Actually, every kid I have been next to has been pretty well behaved.
Guess I have been lucky.
The kid too.
~sTeW~
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