I Got A Question

I really hate it when I have a billion things that I could write about, but I am just to lazy to start typing.

"Seems as if you are too lazy to do a bunch of stuff lately."

Do you care to elaborate?

"I woke up last night and the bed was wet."

When did you wake up?!?!?! And what did you do?!?!?!?

"Not only is what I did none of your business, it is irrelevant.  I am trying to figure out why I had to change the sheets last night."

Look man, after I fall asleep and you decide to take over, I can not be held accountable for anything that happens.

"Wait, so we weren't at a pool?"


"Go to hell Stew."

No can do.  There is too much fun to be had, plus I have a question to ask the people.

A few years back I learned the answer to a popular tongue twister.  Since then, when ever I asked someone if they knew the answer to the tongue twister they did not know.  Like most people, I did not know that there was an answer to the question, so I was excited when I learned the answer.

The question is:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I am curious to know how many of you know the answer to this.  DON'T CHEAT EITHER!!!

We are watching you.



dejanae said...

enough to chuck at ur damn head 4 askin this question

niki.mac said...

stew, i'm worried you may be losing your mind!!

Lina said...

The question that really needs to be asked is why would a woodchuck want to chuck wood, when he is an earth digger? And what is chucking wood anyway?

Tuesdai Noelle said...

as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a wookchuck could chuck wood...

Is that right lol? I had to say it over and over again lol, unitl it actually register. You took us back with this one, this was one of those "playground endless funs"...the kind you just go off into randomly...of course you know I was one of the "randoms" LOL!

12kyle said...

Stew...did you take a sip this mornin? LOL

I guess a woodchuck could chuck as much as he wanted to.

Stew said...

@dejanae - violent today huh???

@niki - thats a strong possibility. any suggestions?

@lina - hmmmmm....good question. imma have to ask one

@tuesdai - that's basically it, but not exactly though. but u get a gold star anyway

@kyle - would have been nice...

One Man’s Opinion said...

Totally freaks me out when you blog to yourself.

Don said...

My answer - I have no idea. But I'm willing to bet that it would be ALOT, especially with those teeth.

Stew said...

and the answer is:

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

@one man - why? it is totally normal to have a convo with yourself

@don - would not want to get attacked by one of those thing

karrie b. said...

you need your ass beat.


TimahTimah said...

lmao never been here but thanks for stopping by my blog. I have some time btwn classes so I came on over here. I'll be blogging more and i'll be back soon.

Tuesdai Noelle said...

...oh lol...well, I was slightly close. :)

MsPuddin said...

whoa. hold up. time the fuck out. who wet the bed?