The best thing about having a laptop is that I can post from anywhere. For example, right now I am writing from the comfort of my toilet, and it IS mighty comfortable.
"This blog has hit a new low."
Green is not a color that suits you Douglass.
"So you work for the Style Network now?"
"You are talking about colors not suiting me. I figured that you have given up your day job and went into fashion."
I always knew you were stupid.
One aspect about my personality that most people do not know about is my overactive imagination. I rarely tell anyone about the crazy stuff that I cook up in my mind. I have so much fun with it. I absolutely enjoy living inside of my head.
Here's an example of what I did yesterday.
It is entirely possible to walk EVERYWHERE in this little town that I am in. Needless to say, walking is boring, unless you turn it into a game. So I find a person that is far ahead of me and try to catch up to them. To me, this is fun by itself, but I treat it like race with color commentators and everything. The commentators names are Jim & Tom. This is an excerpt from one of their last broadcasts:
Jim: Well Tom it does not look like Stew will be able to catch guy in the red hat this time.
Tom: I would not count Stew out just yet. As we have seen in the past, he has great closing speed and excellent stamina.
Jim: WAIT!!! It's looking like Stew is starting his world famous surge. We have never seen anyone pull away from him when he kicks it into high gear.
Tom: Guy in the red hat has no clue that Stew is coming up on him. He is powerless to stop him.
Jim: I spoke with Stew before the race, and he said that he really enjoys what he does and trains extremely hard for each and every event.
Tom: Stew is just a class act, right Jim?
Jim: I remember back in 98 after his huge comeback win over chick with really short shorts he stay behind and signed autographs for 6 hours. He kept a smile on his face the entire time.
My walk is about 20 minutes so this goes on for quite a while. Time flies by when I do silly stuff like this. It makes the walk so much more entertaining. Needless to say that sometimes I am sweating like a fat man in a sauna, but it is worth it in the end.
"MY GOD YOU ARE LAME."
Yes I know, but I have fun.
To me that is all that counts.