I'm More Than A Little Weird

The best thing about having a laptop is that I can post from anywhere.  For example, right now I am writing from the comfort of my toilet, and it IS mighty comfortable.

"This blog has hit a new low."

Green is not a color that suits you Douglass.

"So you work for the Style Network now?"

Say what?

"You are talking about colors not suiting me.  I figured that you have given up your day job and went into fashion."

I always knew you were stupid.


One aspect about my personality that most people do not know about is my overactive imagination.  I rarely tell anyone about the crazy stuff that I cook up in my mind.  I have so much fun with it.  I absolutely enjoy living inside of my head.  

Here's an example of what I did yesterday.

It is entirely possible to walk EVERYWHERE in this little town that I am in.  Needless to say, walking is boring, unless you turn it into a game.  So I find a person that is far ahead of me and try to catch up to them.  To me, this is fun by itself, but I treat it like race with color commentators and everything.  The commentators names are Jim & Tom.  This is an excerpt from one of their last broadcasts:

Jim:  Well Tom it does not look like Stew will be able to catch guy in the red hat this time.
Tom: I would not count Stew out just yet.  As we have seen in the past, he has great closing speed and excellent stamina.
Jim: WAIT!!! It's looking like Stew is starting his world famous surge.  We have never seen anyone pull away from him when he kicks it into high gear.
Tom: Guy in the red hat has no clue that Stew is coming up on him.  He is powerless to stop him.
Jim: I spoke with Stew before the race, and he said that he really enjoys what he does and trains extremely hard for each and every event.
Tom: Stew is just a class act, right Jim?
Jim: I remember back in 98 after his huge comeback win over chick with really short shorts he stay behind and signed autographs for 6 hours.  He kept a smile on his face the entire time.

My walk is about 20 minutes so this goes on for quite a while.  Time flies by when I do silly stuff like this.  It makes the walk so much more entertaining.  Needless to say that sometimes I am sweating like a fat man in a sauna, but it is worth it in the end.


Yes I know, but I have fun.

To me that is all that counts.



Tuesdai Noelle said...

*smile*...one aspect about my personality that most people don't know, is that I too have a wildly entertaining imaginative. My head can RUNNNNNNNNN fast fo miles, with stories and stories and stories about anything. From seeing a pencil on the ground to a piece of paper with just the word "the" written on it, I can make a whole scenario. BEST childhood story I take most of thoughts from (meaning the imaginative patterns I follow so to speak) is ; "Alice in Wonderland" silly I know, but good for the heart, laughter that is. Also, another side they'd never see coming is me being VERYYYY shy, which happens to sneak up on me too often, some what quicker than a BAD child with a hand full sticky chewed gum, ready to stick it on something valuable.

Bottom line, I say it's cool :)

Jaded said...

***quietly closes door and tiptoes out***

J/K. That was funny. Maybe I'll start doing that...but I have a tendency to start cracking up (all by myself) at stuff sometimes so maybe not.

Taryn "Skinny Genes" B. said...

oh wow, you have made me realize how lack luster my imagination has grown over the years. i use to think and imagine crazy stuff like that in elemtary skool. id sit in class and have these crazy adventures running through my head. of course i was always clueless when the teacher asked me to do the math problem on the board, but hey.....

i.can't.complain. said...

ima need u NOT to get any restraining orders taken out on u by these random street people.


*sprays some air freshener*


Jadore.Tokeyo said...


i try to walk in all the shapes..i find my self hopping and realzing how crazy i must look

it's spelt: j.e.n.i said...

hahah, you're not alone, i play random games when i'm walking by myself too, helps pass the time lol

kayellejaye said...


Charles said...

Toilet bloggin Stew??? For real though?? Hahahaha

I make up stuff in my head all the time...I just don't share cause I don't need any side eye stares...

Stew said...

@tuesdai - well at least your stories have structure.

@jaded - try it, i bet it will work

@taryn - you had better get that imagination back. you never know when you will need it

ms.uncensored said...

you're my long lost twin.
dead ass. i can't tell you how many times i've done that. everyday when i took my short walk from my office building to the train station i always ended up in races to see who could get up the hill faster with random people. actually not so random. it always seemed to be this old white man. he beat me sometimes.
i know.

dejanae said...

a damn mess
but i cant really talk

Stew said...

@-1- - i hope i am not found out one day. it would be tragic if a street person tries to hurt me because they are mad that they lost

@jadore - you prolly look more weird than i do

@jeni - nothing better than games to pass the time. what games do you play?

@kayelle - it was funny right??

@charles - the ideas hit me in all places at al times

@uncensored - come on. if you are going to be a part of these games, then you must never lose. it is in your mind, so you can make it so that you always win

@dejanae - no you can't

Muze said...


so hilarious.

i sometimes have conversations like this in my head.

i just don't blog about them.

... especially from the toilet. lol.

but i do sit on the toilet and read blogs. i will look up and a whole hour has gone by... LOL.

i know, tmi.

this blog is so hilarious.

PhlyyGirl said...

ROFL!!!! Not Jim and Tom color commentators.
I thought I was the only one who used to race people who didn't know they were being beaten by me!!
I think I've kinda deformed my imagination cause its not as wild as it USED to be, but still, the things that come out of it now are still....whew.
No where near as colorful as you, but I'm gonna work on that though