It is very hard to be me sometimes. Very few people in this world have the same experience that I have.
"I have said it before and I will say it again. You are not as great as you think you are."
Of course you would say that. Your entire reason for existence is to be a thorn in my side, and I thank you for that.
"That makes no sense."
With you being as negative and condecending as you are, it makes me feel SO good when I do something amazing.
"Safe to assume you are going to b
ore us with some pathetic story about something that you think you did well."
You know me so well. You would not be a good alter ego if you d
I realized years ago that no matter what I do I am really good at it. Most times I am good at it without trying to be. For example, this past weekend my class went on a field trip to Green Lake in Fayetteville, New York.
"TIMEOUT. Field trip? I thought you were in grad school, why are you taking field trips?"
*Ignorance tuned out*
While we were on the field trip I took the opportunity to try my hand at nature photography. Instead of me telling you how great the pictures were, I will just show you.
Then we went to this waterfall.
This last one is just me showing off.
Damn it is tough to be me.