Penalty on the the play. Failure to verbalize. 1 date suspension.
*Douglass is pissed*
"Failure to verbalize. This is a common mistake both men and women make on a consistent basis. To put it in layman's terms, you don't let your partner know you are enjoying yourself through auditory responses while you are sexing. I am confused by this phenomenon. Ladies, if it feels good let him know by groaning or screaming, or by simpling saying 'That feels good'. Fellas, don't just get in there and hammer away, talk to her. Tell her that you are enjoying the experience as much as she it. You do not have to hold a full conversation, but give her some indication that you aren't just there to lay pipe. I am not saying that you have to be as ignorant as the folks from porn, but something is better than nothing."
"For the more advanced users, dirty talk can also spice things up between the sheets. Be careful though, sometimes dirty talk can get a little too dirty, and that can get you in trouble. For example, don't call your partner a 'FILTHY WHORE' if you have any indication that she may not like it. Ladies, don't try to get your partner more into the experience by telling him that he 'HAS A DICK LIKE A G.I. JOE' if you are not absolutely sure that he will not go into the fetal position and start crying."
"So remember, talking is not reserved only for the good folks at West Coast Productions, or Bang Bros. You and your partner can talk too. Just avoid conversations, and calling him/her by the wrong name."
"That could be disastrous."